Back when I was looking for a new roommate, I posted a listing on Craigslist. Below is an actual email response.
WHATZ SHAKEN?
My name iz DISCO, I’m from New Orleans,im a 28 year old straight ACTOR/ MUSICIAN COMMING 2 ur hood 2 make it BIG!!!!! like everybody else in the industry!!!! SNAP!!!!!!!! I’M chill, laid back,funny, responsible(BILLZ),RESPECTABLE, get along with everybody, likez 2 have FUN ALL THE TIME, type of guy!!!!! Itz just ME, MYSELF & I.( PLUS CLOTHES) I’m lookin 4 a furnished place. I’ll b there nov.15th, so if i fit what ur looking 4,( IF U KNOW WHATZ BEST 4 U!!!) OHHHHH!!!!, then give me a SHOUT!!!!
THANX 4 UR TIME!!!!
DISCO
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