12/1 – "Was Hitler ticklish?"

1 Dec

Tickling can be a great way to make another person laugh while simultaneously torturing them.  I’m pretty sure most people are indeed ticklish, but you’ll find that many out there will lie and tell you that they are not.   I do find it tough though to believe that certain people are/were ticklish.

Was Adolph Hitler ticklish?   Stalin?  Dick Cheney?  Ben Stein?

The thing is, it is impossible to accomplish anything when you’re being tickled.   Try to focus next time you’re being tickled.   Try to read a book, or even try doing some basic math.  It’s impossible.

Maybe if those people above had been tickled more, they wouldn’t have caused such damage to the world.

That’s right, screw you Ben Stein.

Just kidding, but there’s no way that man’s ticklish!

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