8/15 – "Free advertising on t-shirts"

15 Aug

My ongoing struggle to find t-shirts I like continues on.  I like ones that fit me well, and have necks that fit tightly and aren’t all stretched out.  T-shirts with brand names and logos are ok, but I don’t always need to be a walking billboard for some corporation.  In addition, if my entire wardrobe consisted of sports apparel, that’d be pretty gay too.

The best t-shirts are ones that are simple ads for obscure businesses.  “Joe’s Deli Racine, Wisconsin”

“Alex’s Car Wash Portland, Maine” …..and so on.

I was recently informed that Old Navy actually sells t-shirts with ads on them for fake businesses.   Maybe I oughta get a couple of shirts like this.   I mean, I’d prefer be a billboard for a fake business or an obscure one.  Though if I do end up buying one these shirts and someone else at a party happens to be wearing the same one, I’d prob kill myself there on the spot.  :)

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    Stabbing Pen, I will gladly send you a free The Constant Complainer t-shirt to sport around your hometown…