9/13 – "I'm clean, but be careful with the white underwear"

In addition to my previous post in which I boast about how classy and romantic I am — I’m quite hygienic as well.

Want proof?  Sometime within the past 6 to 12 months, for some unknown reason I thought for a moment that purchasing solid white boxers is actually a good idea.

I brought home my boxers and quickly realized potentially why white boxers are in fact probably a BAD idea.  I mean, I’ve never seen any sort of residue on my underwear since I was like 6, but white shows EVERYTHING.

Proudly to say, the garments are all immaculate.  Pristine.  I COULD PUT THEM BACK IN THE BAG AND RETURN THEM.   They are so clean that I would receive not just store credit, but a full refund — and that’s without a receipt, too.

k, I’m done now.

Tags: hygienic, residue, shit on underwear, underwear, white boxers, white boxers make you dirty