9/20 – "The more I sobered up, the hotter you got"

20 Sep

We’ve all heard of “beer goggles,” which basically means the more alcohol you drink, the more attractive someone (someone not so attractive) becomes.   This concept has been the subject of many sex/drinking jokes over the course of eternity.

That being said, I’ve thought of a scenario that sort of flips the idea on it’s head.   I was pretty fucked up/drunk this one time, and met some girl (I WILL NOT SAY WHO).   She wasn’t “ugly” or anything, but I was exhausted and her hair was up and she was wearing a sweatshirt.  I mean, typically I can spot cute girls with the hair up and sweatshirts on, but whatever.

The point is, a few days later I saw the Facebook pics, and was somewhat startled by her sudden cuteness.

I sobered up, and she got hotter.

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