I once wrote a post about how I believe that rabbits are relatively useless, and don’t make very good pets. While I still believe this to be true, I do have some sympathy for our fellow mammal. Besides the fact that rabbits make good makeup testers for cosmetic companies, the whole rabbit’s foot being a symbol of good luck is just unfair.
HERE’S THIS DEAD ANIMAL’S LIMB, MAY YOU NOW BAG THAT SECRETARY OR HAVE YOUR TEAM WIN THE SUPER BOWL. What insensitive stupidity!
If anything, I would think that possessing a limb from some dead animal would bring bad luck, from the standpoint of karma.
Let this be a warning, somewhere there are a bunch of three-footed zombie rabbits plotting against us all…
Tags: bad luck, cosmetic companies, good luck, karma, limb, rabbit's foot, rabbits, secretary, Super Bowl, zombies
