2/9 – "An easy way to mess with people"

9 Feb

I suppose I like to push buttons sometimes.  One of my favorite activities is to make people think I actually want to engage in normal human conversations with them.

Say a co-worker walks by my desk at the office.  Right as he/she is about to pass me, I like to yell out, “Hey!”  Also, shouting the person’s name works.

99 out of 100 times the person will stop, turn around, and eagerly await your next words — probably expecting a question.  This is when I go silent for a moment, and then chuckle.  I’m probably the most annoying person I know.   So awesome.

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  • http://www.TheConstantComplainer.com The Constant Complainer

    I love it. But just make sure you get the last laugh. Let’s hope they aren’t walking away from you saying, “Dick.” I’m seriously going to try this at work tomorrow and see what happens…
    .-= The Constant Complainer´s last blog ..Kids Having Kids =-.

    • The Stabbing Pen

      It’s best to do this to people with who you’ve already established a positive rapport :)