"Scarier than losing my keys down the garbage chute"

30 Jun

A while back I wrote that one of my worst nightmares was just the thought of losing my keys down the garbage chute in my apartment.

I think I found something I’m more afraid of —— having my eyebrows shaved off.

It doesn’t even matter if it’s a shaving/clipping accident, or an evil prank.  Could you imagine walking around with no eyebrows?  That’d be horrible.   I mean, it’s one thing for a girl, woman, or and old lady to have no natural eyebrows.

But for a guy?  I just don’t think drawing them on works well for us.

When in public, we can all deal with pimples, blemishes, cuts, scars, or bandages on our face.  However, I would refuse to be seen with no eyebrows.

I wouldn’t leave my house until they grew back.

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  • FLYERZRULE

    How would you drop your keys down the garbage shoot? Just put them in your pocket before you open it!

  • The Stabbing Pen

    Well, it hasn’t happened yet. But keys sometimes jump and slip!