Disclaimer: The following is not something I’d ever follow through on, and is not reflective of how I feel about my current work, or any past employment.
I wanted to pass along an idea my friend had…
At my friend’s office (workplace), someone left a graduate school application in the printer. The person didn’t really have immediate plans to leave the company, but the boss found the application, and spoke to the employee about it. Things got straightened out, but this gave my friend an idea.
He thought that maybe for the coworkers he doesn’t like, he’d create fake resumes for them, and then plant them into the printer. Cause all kinds of trouble. The only thing is, is that he probably should print out the resumes somewhere besides work, in order to avoid this all being traced back to him.
Ya know what though. Why not just print out resumes for everyone at the company, and then leave ‘em all in the printer. Let the boss find them, and be concerned everyone might be leaving the company soon. Did someone say raises for everyone, and 35-hour workweeks?