"How to talk and eat at the same time"

16 Jan

It’s not typically polite to be chewing your food and talking at the same time.  People don’t like it when you eat your food with your mouth open.

Well, two of my favorite things in the world are eating, and talking.  I like to be efficient, and my time is valuable.  So if one can kill two birds with one stone, then why not go for it?

All you really need to do is put the napkin in front of your face as you’re talking. That’s the trick.  As long as nobody has a side view of your mouth, as long as food doesn’t fall out, and as long as your words are audible, then yes, you can talk and eat at the same time.

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  • http://www.TheConstantComplainer.com The Constant Complainer

    I’ve made a career out of talking and eating at the same time. LOL. And now I take anti-heartburn medicine to prove it. LOL.

  • The Stabbing Pen

    You are silly :)

  • http://www.whahappen.com Marissa

    Guilty as charged. But I do the napkin or hand over mouth thing, like a fake ventriloquist.
    .-= Marissa´s last blog ..Hopes and Dreams for 2011 =-.

  • The Stabbing Pen

    Faketriloquist.