Tag Archives: Temptations

5/19 – "When instant messaging lyrics to Bozzz turns dirty"

19 May

Me and good friend Bozzz will often “IM” each other song lyrics to the song we might be currently listening to as we chat online.  Not sure why, I guess it’s a way of singing/typing along to the music.  Somehow this can deviate into perversion.

ME:  PAPA WUZZA ROLLING STONE

BOZZZ:  WHEREVER HE LAID HIS HAT WAS HIS HOME

BOZZZ:  I laid ur mom in my home.

ME:  I fucked ur mom in my home without a jimmy hat.

BOZZZ: I had sexual intercourse with your mother inside your father

ME:  I had sexual intercourse with ur mom and stuck both my left and right fists up her anus simultaneously

BOZZZ:  I had sexual intercourse with your mom and was so far inside her my penis came out of her mouth and then went into your sister

ME:  I had my penis so far up ur mom’s ass that it came out her vagina so she blew me too

BOZZZ:  I LOVE US

ME:  Me too.