Me and good friend Bozzz will often “IM” each other song lyrics to the song we might be currently listening to as we chat online. Not sure why, I guess it’s a way of singing/typing along to the music. Somehow this can deviate into perversion.
ME: PAPA WUZZA ROLLING STONE
BOZZZ: WHEREVER HE LAID HIS HAT WAS HIS HOME
BOZZZ: I laid ur mom in my home.
ME: I fucked ur mom in my home without a jimmy hat.
BOZZZ: I had sexual intercourse with your mother inside your father
ME: I had sexual intercourse with ur mom and stuck both my left and right fists up her anus simultaneously
BOZZZ: I had sexual intercourse with your mom and was so far inside her my penis came out of her mouth and then went into your sister
ME: I had my penis so far up ur mom’s ass that it came out her vagina so she blew me too
BOZZZ: I LOVE US
ME: Me too.