Adam J. Choit

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Dr. Ron Paul talks with Jack Hunter about Israel

Israel’s Prime Minister Netanyahu tells our Congress Israel defends themselves http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Akfs-E9dLEo

Map of US military bases around Iran..we’re supposed to be more afraid of Iran than they are of us?
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For my first Ron Paul-themed rhyme, I thought it be best to do something about what’s probably Dr. Paul’s core issue, the corrupt Federal Reserve system.  For rhyme number two, I wanted to further examine a specific topic that’s particularly important to me — Israel.

I am a Jewish person living here in America, yes.  But I’m not from Israel, and have never even visited there. So what really drove me to further pursue this topic? — probably the mainstream media’s continued twisting, distorting, and perversion of Dr. Paul’s views on many issues, including Israel.   Dr. Paul’s views on what America’s relationship with Israel should be, is something that I fear is too often misunderstood by the average person.

Am I supposed to care about this Prince William/Kate what’s-her-name wedding?  I’m sure they’re a lovely young couple, but that still doesn’t mean I care in the least bit about either of them.   I find it amusing (annoying) how much coverage this relatively meaningless event is getting — especially here in the United States.

Um, this wedding is about two Brits getting married, and last time I checked, we declared our Independence from them because that king was being a royal pain the ass.

Thank the lord that our first president George Washington didn’t want to be a king.  I guess the closest thing to a royal family here in the United States would’ve been the Kennedys.

I mean, who else is there?

The Bush family?

The Kardashians?

It’s this same image/public relations bullshit that existed with FDR — how the public never really saw him in his wheelchair.  If photographs or video were regularly shown with President Obama smoking cigarettes, would all hell break loose?

I suppose on many levels, it’s wrong for kids to see a “leader” smoking, and this can become a poor influence on them.  Having said all that, shouldn’t it ultimately be the parents responsibility to guide their child away from smoking?  Besides, George W. Bush didn’t smoke, is that someone you really want your child to emulate?

The thing is, everybody just looks cooler smoking (besides the elderly and ugly people).   I say Obama should smoke during speeches.  That’d be so baddass.   “That’s right I’m the President of the United States and I don’t give a fuck.  Now let’s sign some motherfucking treaties.”

For some reason obscenities and cigarettes go hand in hand for me.

Whatever, let’s just continue to “protect” people and go the politically correct route.  After all, we want people to be treated equally, yet let us hide cigarette smokers and those confined to wheelchairs.

I hope our next President is paraplegic smoker.

Although football and basketball are probably more popular here in the United States, baseball is still considered to be the American Pastime.

I can’t even begin to tell you how many baseball terms have been used as part of our general sexual lingo.

(getting to 1st base, 2nd base, 3rd base, hitting a homerun….being a “pitcher” or “catcher,” “striking out” with a girl, a bisexual as a “switch hitter,” and so on and so forth)

How does this work in other countries?  In India and England do they transfer over cricket terms for sexual scenarios?

In Canada, do they use hockey?

Australians Rugby?

If you’ve ever ventured to sporcle.com, it’s filled with countless different fun quizzes that you can take.  It’s pretty much the best way to waste your time.

One quiz I took asked the question, “What are the top 10 countries in the world in terms of population of cats?”

The first country I guessed was the United States, which was the number one answer.  We have over 76 million cats here.

Next, I of course guessed both Canada and Mexico.

NEITHER WAS EVEN IN THE TOP 10.

Man, cats are some smart people.   They know how cold it is in Canada…and they also know how poor Mexico is.  What logic.   I love it.

Believe me, I’m no political expert.  I’m one of those people who isn’t a polarized zealot.  I just try to “be aware” of what’s going on in the world.  That all being said, the following may come across as a gross oversimplification of complex matters.

Our country, the United States, for some reason (oil, Dick Cheney, Saddam wanting to kill George Bush I, lies about WMD’s, etc.) decided to invade Iraq.  Turns out, after our forced entry we weren’t exactly greeted warmly as liberators.

Flash forward to today, Iran is in turmoil. Images of Iranian protesters being abused by authorities fills the TV airwaves, as well as “the tubes,” aka the Internet.

Yet, in Iran’s case, the United States and the rest of the world seem somewhat hesitant to speak out against these atrocities, let alone to take action against them.

One country asks for nothing, our military invades.  The other holds up signs (IN ENGLISH) basically pleading for help, but we’re too busy watching Jon and Kate.

If anything our country appears to be very consistent with human nature.  We’re more intrigued by the girl who’s ignoring us, yet the one who wants us we know we could have, so we choose to ignore her.

…and only adopt ones from this country, the United States. I don’t really know how often regular people adopt African and Chinese babies, but my perception is that Madonna and Angelina Jolie have been doing the bulk of it. These two self-righteous Hollywood liberal do-gooders are probably both complete hypocrites.

You’ll often hear people like this go on and on about how it is crucial that we focus on our domestic issues first, rather than trying “police the world.” After all, how can we solve the world’s problems if we have so many unsolved ones here at home?

You might respond with, “But what’s the difference if somebody is an orphan child in China, Zaire, or in Detroit?” THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE. A child in need anywhere is tragic.

All I’m asking is for some consistency. Not saying we should ignore the rest of the world and become isolationist — that’d be extreme. But when Jolie and Madonna adopt foreign children, to me it’s gross. It’s almost as if they are adopting a breed of dog, picking and choosing cute exotic ones that strike their fancy.

***After being reminded/informed by Jessica how difficult it is to adopt children in this country. I felt the need to add more to this.

It is way too difficult to adopt kids in this country. If you beat the shit out of your biological kids, you get many opportunities to keep ‘em. Yet, if you want to adopt, it’s an expensive, arduous, and unnecessary process. And if you’re a gay couple, you can probably forget it in most places. I say if you want a kid, have a kid. I wouldn’t even screen people first. Sure if the people turn out to be unfit as parents, you take the kid back. But c’mon you can spot a loving couple pretty quickly. And if they desperately want a child, who’s more fit to be better parents than those WHO ACTUALLY WANT CHILDREN.

That all being said, celebrities still hate adopting white kids.